SO YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ZEE LAND?
Zee Land is not your every day destination. It is a place that is often inhabited by unicorns and candy trees. If you come to Zee Land and you do not leave with a picture next to a unicorn, you wasted your entire vacation. The other thing that you will be surprised to see here are mermaids. Mermaids are something else!
Mermaids? Are you serious!
Yes, we plan to have mermaids. We have not been able to capture any yet, but our CEO is telling us that we are very close. Our ship, Spirit of the Zee, is currently trying to bring these mermaids home for you. There are a few rules though:
- You cannot date a mermaid
- You cannot marry a mermaid
- You cannot feed a mermaid
Those are pretty simple. Don’t mess with these rules, we can’t even tell you the punishment because it is pretty bad and you won’t come to visit us.